May 2012
Tell Me You'll Try →
kushandcake:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
That moment when your parents are getting mad at...
You’re standing there like:
But when they leave you’re like:
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when...
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
